| G2G | Got to Go |
| G | Grin (as in <g>) |
| GA | Go Ahead |
| GAC | Get A Clue |
| GAFIA | Get Away From It All (as in drop out of ILink for a bit) |
| GAFM | Get Away From Me |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GASP | Go Away! Silly Person! |
| GBH&K | Great Big Hugs & Kisses |
| GBH&KB | Greak Big Hugs & Kisses Back |
| GBTM | Get Back To Me |
| GBY | God Bless You |
| GC | Garbage Collect (tidy up) |
| GD&R | Grinning |
| GD&RF | Grinning |
| GD&RVVF | Grinning |
| GD&W | Grinning |
| GF | Girlfriend |
| GFR | Grim File Reaper (pervasive data destroyer) |
| GFU | General F--- Up |
| GFY | Go F--- Yourself |
| GGC | Goo Goo Cluster (cause zits & intestinal blockage) |
| GGG | GiGGle (as in <ggg>) |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now |
| GH | Getting Hard (male) |
| GIGO | Garbage In (people accepting blindly what the computer says) |
| GIWIST | Gee |
| GKW | God Knows What |
| GLG | Goofy Little Grin |
| GLGH | Good Luck and Good Hunting |
| GM | Got Milk? |
| GMT | Greenwich Mean Time |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| GOOML | Get Out Of My Life |
| GOTFIA | Groaning On The Floor In Agony |
| GOWI | Get On With It |
| GPF | General Protection Fault; Go Puke |
| GRUIT | Get Real yoU Impudent Thing |
| GSHIWMP | Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants |
| GTABO | Get That Ass Back On (in response to ROFLMAO) |
| GTBOS | Glad To Be Of Service |
| GTFOOMF | Get The F--- Out Of My Face |
| GTG | Got To Go; Good To Go |
| GTP | Gone To Pee |
| GW | Getting Wet (female) |
| GWATCDR | God Willing And The Creek Don't Rise |
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